Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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