we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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