i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
What a dumb baby whore.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I will be naked everywhere
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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