so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
dude. I can hear the air.
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