I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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