Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He kissed a someone with a penis
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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