youre lurking in front of me
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
