your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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