i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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