Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
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She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
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The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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