I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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