eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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