i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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