i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
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Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
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I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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