Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
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