i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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