But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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