I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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