I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
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the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
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obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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