stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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