I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
where am i from again
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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