before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
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This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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