talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
