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i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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