And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
