No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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