Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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