Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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