Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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