the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
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there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
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And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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