a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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