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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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