STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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