just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
The feeling are messing with the penis
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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