Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
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Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
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The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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