That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Randomize
