I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
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Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
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The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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