Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
