Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
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I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
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Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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