big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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