no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
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