And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
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Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
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Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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