I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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