I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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