is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
