everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
you didnt know i had herpes?
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
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My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
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It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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