let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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