I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
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Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
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Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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