But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
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