wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
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We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
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I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
COCAINE IS GR8
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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