I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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