A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
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He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
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I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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