you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
