eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
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Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
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I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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