So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
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Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
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You're breaking my sexual little heart
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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