You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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