so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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