I think im going to throw up on grandma
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
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Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
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We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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