i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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