Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
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