She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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