remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
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Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
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You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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